Talk about more music here!| Old King Clancy | | http://www.bukisa.com/articles/48606_old-king-clancyOmg have you guys read this?! | |
| | Grumpy Old King | | I'm playing a game where I have to make up a joke with only a few options and make the Grumpy old king laugh... I need to make him laugh and get a prize 'cuz it might be food and my pet hadn't eaten in a very long time... please tell me some jokes | |
| | God's book, the holy bible.does Lucifer have his own? | | i was bored the other day and was surfing the internet and letting random thoughts fill my head and this one thought had me searching for a book called"the necronomicron"the laws and summonings of the dead!a friend of mine told me about it a couple years ago and said when he said a section of the book outloud,a couple minutes later something was going on that dealt with what he said outloud.i did some research and seen pictures of the original and visited some websites and people actually said they had experiences with this book after reading it.When i found the correct link and the book it's self,before clicking the link,i was reading a description of it and basically reading between the lines,it said summonings,summonings,meaning i guess,spells and witchcraft.i said what the heck and clicked on it because it was pdf files.clicked on it and yeah i must say,it is a bible!probably thousands of pages.old english texture and written like the old king james verson of the holy bible.i haven't really read page to page.i was skimmed through it and stopped at a page here and there and read a little.the first page or so a sentence said the devil will take your soul if your task is not... | |
| | King Lear | | In Shakespeare's King Lear the old king decide to distribute his whole empire among three daughters with the expectation that he would be looked after by them and he would have all the facilities that he had. The story, we all know, ended with the tragic death of Cordelia, the most favorite and still untrusted daughter of the king.
Will you please tell was the decision of the king right? | |
| | A Fable of Two Lions- written by my friend | |
Once upon a time, a lion lived in a forest in India and, obviously, he was the King of the forest. Meanwhile, he was kind to all the animals under his reign.
But as time went by, he got old and weak. One day, another lion broke into the forest and claimed,' From now on, I'm the King of this forest. Every creature here must obey me or get out of here.' The old lion was unhappy and decided to drive the new-comer out of his area. Then a fight began. The new-comer was very strong and had excellent stamina. Soon the old lion was defeated and he fled in order not to be killed by the stronger lion.
For 5 years, the new King reigned the forest. He was extremely selfish and bad-tempered. Almost all the animals had been beaten by the king. Sometimes when the King got hungry, he ordered the fox to find something to eat. But the fox did not find any. Then the lion jumped up, roaring, and bit the fox on the head. Every animal hated the new King, but still feared him. Often, they missed the old King and expected the old King to come back to end the big dictator's reign.
Later, the old King came back. Seeing his former citizens having a miserable life, his anger rose. He attacked the new... | |
| | Is there any end in sight to the Writer's Strike? What have you been watching? | | I miss my Grey's Anatomy! And Brothers & Sisters. And Private Practice.
Okay, so I have been reading more, since there's nothing to watch on TV. I've been recording old King of Queens episodes too- I'm surprised at how many episodes I have never seen before.
So...what have you been doing? Do you miss TV or have you found new shows to replace what you used to watch?
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| | Jesus Christ-Whether Our life reflecting His life & Chararcter?? | | Our country is ruled by a very good King,everybody liked him,peace and tranquility were rule of the day. No leaves were moved without the permission from the King.
But sad to say one day this beloved King died, there was profound sorrow among the people.A big loss which nobody can fill.The last Royal rites were performed and the King's body were laid to rest.
In order to run daily affairs of the country, Royal Council were in session and they set up committee to select a new King.The committee run Pillar to Pole for the selection, they could not find a man suitable for that post.They want the face of the new incumbent should exactly like the older. This caused a major hassle for the selection of the King.Meanwhile the committee put a big face of the dead King on the big mountain facing city center.
One day the committee was searching the village beyond the said mountain.At last they were leaving village without any hope,suddenly they saw something moving in the nearby small hut.Immediately they went to that side and it was a boy about 18 years old, looking to his face everybody in the committee were stunned, what a coincidence this boy is just like the old King.How come we... | |
| | hear some good jokes | | A Brunette by Any Other Name...
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? InvisibleCat Technical Support
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator. Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!" When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine. I'm the Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!" He then... | |
| | Is USA spreading its web of extremism in all new ways? | | Is US de emperor of dis world & dey lik 2 c other countries as its loyals rather than followers. Is dis country tryng to battle out all who stand against there race for supremacy, is it still the old king & war game, wht USA really want??? | |
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Talk about more music here!| Old King Clancy | | http://www.bukisa.com/articles/48606_old-king-clancyOmg have you guys read this?! | |
| | Grumpy Old King | | I'm playing a game where I have to make up a joke with only a few options and make the Grumpy old king laugh... I need to make him laugh and get a prize 'cuz it might be food and my pet hadn't eaten in a very long time... please tell me some jokes | |
| | God's book, the holy bible.does Lucifer have his own? | | i was bored the other day and was surfing the internet and letting random thoughts fill my head and this one thought had me searching for a book called"the necronomicron"the laws and summonings of the dead!a friend of mine told me about it a couple years ago and said when he said a section of the book outloud,a couple minutes later something was going on that dealt with what he said outloud.i did some research and seen pictures of the original and visited some websites and people actually said they had experiences with this book after reading it.When i found the correct link and the book it's self,before clicking the link,i was reading a description of it and basically reading between the lines,it said summonings,summonings,meaning i guess,spells and witchcraft.i said what the heck and clicked on it because it was pdf files.clicked on it and yeah i must say,it is a bible!probably thousands of pages.old english texture and written like the old king james verson of the holy bible.i haven't really read page to page.i was skimmed through it and stopped at a page here and there and read a little.the first page or so a sentence said the devil will take your soul if your task is not... | |
| | King Lear | | In Shakespeare's King Lear the old king decide to distribute his whole empire among three daughters with the expectation that he would be looked after by them and he would have all the facilities that he had. The story, we all know, ended with the tragic death of Cordelia, the most favorite and still untrusted daughter of the king.
Will you please tell was the decision of the king right? | |
| | A Fable of Two Lions- written by my friend | |
Once upon a time, a lion lived in a forest in India and, obviously, he was the King of the forest. Meanwhile, he was kind to all the animals under his reign.
But as time went by, he got old and weak. One day, another lion broke into the forest and claimed,' From now on, I'm the King of this forest. Every creature here must obey me or get out of here.' The old lion was unhappy and decided to drive the new-comer out of his area. Then a fight began. The new-comer was very strong and had excellent stamina. Soon the old lion was defeated and he fled in order not to be killed by the stronger lion.
For 5 years, the new King reigned the forest. He was extremely selfish and bad-tempered. Almost all the animals had been beaten by the king. Sometimes when the King got hungry, he ordered the fox to find something to eat. But the fox did not find any. Then the lion jumped up, roaring, and bit the fox on the head. Every animal hated the new King, but still feared him. Often, they missed the old King and expected the old King to come back to end the big dictator's reign.
Later, the old King came back. Seeing his former citizens having a miserable life, his anger rose. He attacked the new... | |
| | Is there any end in sight to the Writer's Strike? What have you been watching? | | I miss my Grey's Anatomy! And Brothers & Sisters. And Private Practice.
Okay, so I have been reading more, since there's nothing to watch on TV. I've been recording old King of Queens episodes too- I'm surprised at how many episodes I have never seen before.
So...what have you been doing? Do you miss TV or have you found new shows to replace what you used to watch?
| |
| | Jesus Christ-Whether Our life reflecting His life & Chararcter?? | | Our country is ruled by a very good King,everybody liked him,peace and tranquility were rule of the day. No leaves were moved without the permission from the King.
But sad to say one day this beloved King died, there was profound sorrow among the people.A big loss which nobody can fill.The last Royal rites were performed and the King's body were laid to rest.
In order to run daily affairs of the country, Royal Council were in session and they set up committee to select a new King.The committee run Pillar to Pole for the selection, they could not find a man suitable for that post.They want the face of the new incumbent should exactly like the older. This caused a major hassle for the selection of the King.Meanwhile the committee put a big face of the dead King on the big mountain facing city center.
One day the committee was searching the village beyond the said mountain.At last they were leaving village without any hope,suddenly they saw something moving in the nearby small hut.Immediately they went to that side and it was a boy about 18 years old, looking to his face everybody in the committee were stunned, what a coincidence this boy is just like the old King.How come we... | |
| | hear some good jokes | | A Brunette by Any Other Name...
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? InvisibleCat Technical Support
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator. Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!" When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine. I'm the Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!" He then... | |
| | Is USA spreading its web of extremism in all new ways? | | Is US de emperor of dis world & dey lik 2 c other countries as its loyals rather than followers. Is dis country tryng to battle out all who stand against there race for supremacy, is it still the old king & war game, wht USA really want??? | |
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